Christmas!

Mom: Wheeler tell me about Christmas

Wheeler: Um..my Christmas?  Um..thank you. i opened this one, please. I am big.

Mom: Tell me about Christmas:.

Wheeler: Um..see it mom, socks Christmas mom.  Har har. Wow!

...OK

Mom: Ok, are you ready to tell me about it now?

Wheeler: Watched TV. Merry Christmas

Mom: you watched TV, what else

Wheeler: Watched TV. Christmas

Mom: did you do anything else on Christmas? What else

Wheeler: Um.... Christmas, up and down.

Mom: What did you get for Christmas

Wheeler:  Like this one "Ho! Ho! Ho!" 

Mom: What else

Wheeler: A Christmas car, har har, I like it.  um..and this one here (he is eatting yogurt with no toys around).  Look Mom, see a Pepper.  Christmas car..yes!  Um...Christmas car water for Christmas. 

Mom: anything else?

Wheeler: Yes mom.

Mom: What?

Wheeler: umm..Yes, yay, yaayy (laughing).

Mom: Is that it?

Wheeler: YES! (like duh mom, yes!)

 

Mom: Pepper tell me about Christmas.

Pepper: Well, the book we were reading was about this cow and she was dancing one night at Christmas night and she fell into the sidewalk in the house, and I think it was a Doctor that came and said that we need to pull her out of the ground, in the book.  And they pulled and she wouldn't come out and then the dad said, and then they invited a whole bunch a animals and they pushed. they tried and tried to push her out, but she wouldn't come out. One of the dads said 'I will go get my John Deere tracker', and ...one minute I need to go potty...

OK...he tied her to a rope and he started the tractor and pulled with all his might, but she wouldn't come out, and there was a problem with that. She was in the space where the Christmas tree was suppose to be. and then she said 'There will be no Christmas tree this year' and all the little ones cried.   Then a little calf came with a big star with a hook on it to hang on a tree, BUT instead of the tree, it was a cow, and he hanged it on her tail and the grown ups where like 'maybe we should hanged ornaments are her too!'  So they all hanged Christmas lights on her. And then they stacked presents under her feet, then when it was over a calf had gotten a powerful chainsaw, and in 25 seconds her feet where out of the ground, but she said "I will stay here for now, I like being your Christmas tree".  And now every day, the Grown ups went home for Christmas they would see a special Christmas tree in there house, full of decorations, with two stars on her hooves. ... Mom, I almost said "in the name of Jesus Christ Amen."  

Now, I am going to tell YOU, hey that is site word, about my Christmas, but about what I got, not what I asked for, but better then what I asked for.  And this Christmas, Santa, only brought us one gift, or me and Sedona, but we get to open them, but the whole family owned it. He gave us Chocolate, and I was opening mine, and Sedona was shutting hers, so I shut mine and I put it upside down, and inside of hte Chrocolate falling out a ticket came out. And MINE, that I opened there was a ticket, that Santa said we could have um...dinner and um....and what is it called. Ice Cream...I mean dessert...mom..don't write that.  And in Sedona when she figured it out, she looked at...and mom said...what is in yours Sedona (mom interupes: Sedona wants to tell what is on hers, is that OK?)  Yes, so Sedona took hers out.  So for Christmas I asked for a little chick, but I didn't get it because only one gift Santa brought.  But my mom and dad got me something even better! A make-up set, but non all the make-up was there, half of it was my sisters, She bought it for me at a place called Home Plus. That is where we went Shopping for Christmas. And that is it Mom.

Mom: Sedona Tell me about Christmas

Sedona: *Big Sign* Lets see.  OK, For Christmas this year, probably the best Christmas.  Because we got to spend it in Korea...um....why do you always put the um? (mom: because that is what you said).  OK...What do you want me to talk about?  Oh yeah.  Because we got to spend it in Korea and I got to spend it with my family, and I got some pretty cool presents this year.  I've wanted, I've always wanted a watch and my Aunt Pam got me one for my birthday, or last Christmas, I don't remember, but whenever I would keep it on a lot it would change the time by itself.  so this year my mom and dad bought me a watch.  Oh yeah, and by the way.  Um...those cards that Pepper was talking about, the tickets, they..we got two chocolate bars like she said, and the one that I opened..um..the ticket, the ticket was to our home plus, which is basically our supermarket.  The Home plus play place, which I don't even know if I can go, I might be to old.  And this year I am homesick, defiantly, definitely home sick.  So,   I don't know.

Mom: That's it? That is all you want to tell us about Christmas?

Sedona:  I guess yeah.